Katie Rees might believe it was unfair of pageant officials to strip her of her crown; but, we wish Katie had stripped all the way down, instead of french kissing with her friends and only teasing us with her magnificent breasts. Did we tell you that you can see them too? In all of their naked glory? In a statement, she said: "While I take full responsibility for the photographs, I want everyone to know the truth. This was by no means representative of who I was, who I am, or who I will become. I have no intentions to disgrace the state of Nevada, the Miss Universe Organization. Rees, 22, was crowned Miss Nevada in Las Vegas in October and was due to represent the state in the Miss USA pageant next spring. Last Tuesday, Mr. T announced that hard-partying Miss USA Tara Conner – accused of underage drinking, drug use and promiscuous behaviour – was going to enter rehab but will keep her title. This does give rise to the question. Why one but not the other? So far, The Miss USA judges have been silent and have said nothing about giving Kissin' Katie another chance. 'Course, we'd like to see her on her knees begging. Katie actually gave a live interview on Extra TV. She stated that her situation did not at all compare with Tara Conner. Katie accused the pageant committee of bias. After all, it was just a few kisses, albeit topless. Hardly the same as being forced into rehab, testing positive for drugs, as Ms. Conner has. And, let's not forget Ms. Conner's kissing incident with Miss Teen USA. One has to wonder what goes on in the background. Are all the contestants lesbians? Or does Ms. Katie have it right when she said they were just all silly girls having a good time, being egged on.

Katie, darlin', when you're going to live in the public eye, you really should have been a little more careful. We're pretty sure that being crowned Miss Nevada was not your first rodeo. Katie really should have known better. Public scrutiny being what it is with celebrity chasing an international pasttime, anytime beauty meets the cameras, there will be minute by minute coverage and publicity. We truly wish Katie all the luck in the world, because she is going to need it. She's in the bad girl mold. Not so easy to get out of, once in. And, all the pleadings in the world are not going to get her back into the good graces of the Miss USA stodgy judges, who do not permit lapses of any kind, especially the ones which show beautiful boobies in print. You're a beauty, Katie, but you're a bad girl. Which is what we love about you and certainly hope to see more and more of you. For now, we've got plenty to download, plenty to see, and plenty to share. Thanks, Katie. You've given us the woody of the year!